"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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