Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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