Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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