you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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