One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Houston, we have a blender
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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