is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the condom got lost in my hair
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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