Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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