We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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