so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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