Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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