Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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