Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
