Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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