thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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did you just send me my own nude
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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