If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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