I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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