You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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