Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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