what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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