Midget sex pt 2 tonight
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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