I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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