we're blogging at a bar
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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