PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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