Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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