We won't sleep together?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.