I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void