I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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