they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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