I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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