**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
as a side note pls kill me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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