DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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