My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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