mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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