Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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