girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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