He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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