then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize