no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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