I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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