I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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