I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
