is your mom at the bar?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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