Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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