This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???