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I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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