quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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