so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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