I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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