I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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