sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
he wants to bone in the snuggie
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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