love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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