I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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