I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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