I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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